me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this
satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.
people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted
Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big
This has to be one of the cutest things ever
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch