// // how do i become punk rock

nflstreet:

me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

officialwhitegirls:

people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted

niadidas:

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂


Whoaaaaaaa mindfuck

niadidas:

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂

Whoaaaaaaa mindfuck

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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aduhm:

outrunmyself:

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Oddly adorable.

aduhm:

outrunmyself:

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Oddly adorable.

princeowl:

the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big 

princeowl:

the new iphone 6 plus is less than three inches smaller than the ipad mini. good to know apple is constantly innovating by making things bigger and then smaller and then bigger again but not as big 

awwww-cute:

This has to be one of the cutest things ever

awwww-cute:

This has to be one of the cutest things ever

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch